Mike Scaramastro

~Emperor of Earth~

Perhaps you might be interested in my other site. That's too bad, as it's not quite online anymore, and indeed hasn't been for several years. Feel free to look at Hipster Mokona all you want, though.


If that's not your thing, then you may be interested in the documentation for my senior project. If so, then have at!


Or, maybe you'd just like to see a picture of the giant, floating, disembodied head of former Talking Heads frontman David Byrne attacking the site of Scranton's former Hotel Casey with his elite force of Donkey Kong clones?


What about a random actual quote from a University of Scranton professor, then?

So basically you have a judge that goes around saying "Bad ship!"

©2002-2010 Mike Scaramastro

Fr. Joseph McShane, S.J., former president of the University of Scranton, shares his wisdom.